February 2012
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
I need drugssss.
Alexis, we need to hang out and smoke pleaseeeeeeeeeee.
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
hey demz
Yeah Sel
I fucked joe last night
w3as3ly:
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were? Me:Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. Teacher: Me: teacher:what?...
karfapian:
my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like
FACT: I am a sucker for girls with pretty smiles
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I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON THE GIRL IN MY PIANO...
SHE’S JUST SO CUTE AND NERDY AND SMART AND SHE CAN SING AND I JUST FHDJKASRHLGFVSDA
Go for it.
fivesecondsleftinovertime:
waychil:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
omg do it <3
gloomy-teen:
a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
shesnotcute:
kyoscock:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
http://www.koaladiaries.com.au/hotdays Sorry, wanted to reblog without all the reblog lines so I can insert the link, love this though! :)
FACT: Some lesbians are butch, some are feminine,...